The Capers of Capers: around the world by bike
  • The Introduction
  • The Purpose
  • The Route
  • The Kit
  • The Proof
    • The Proof - Leg 1 (The British Affair)
    • The Proof - Leg 2 (Bagettes and Pizza)
    • The Proof - Leg 3 (Central and Eastern Europe)
    • The Proof - Leg 4 (The Road to Moscow)
    • The Proof - Leg 5 (The Trans-Siberian Highway)
    • The Proof - Leg 6 (The Leg Formerly Known As The Last)
    • The Proof - Leg 7 (More Rice & Noodles)
    • The Proof - Leg 8 (The Return to Cricket and Fish & Chips)
    • The Proof - Leg 9 (Stars, Stripes and Donuts)
    • The Proof - Leg 10 (The Final Furlong)
  • The Capers

The Caper of The Russian Deliberations, The Stray Dogs and The Blubbery Stone

24/5/2011

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Romania was always going to be a slow part of my journey as it is at this point that I needed to persuade the Russian and Chinese authorities that they wanted me to visit their countries.  Whilst they were deliberating, I headed across the Carpathians and into Iasi where I have been volunteering for three weeks at EuroEd, teaching English. 

After leaving behind my beautiful hostel in Geoagiu, I headed for the Carpathians with the hope that I would have a more successful mountainous experience than I had in the Alps.  Whilst there was a small sprinkling of snow in some higher, more shaded areas, the roads were very much clear even if the skies weren't.  To greet me at the top of the first climb was a Hungarian on a bicycle who invited me to join him and his family for a meal, and then I was invited to stay the night in the home of his fiancee's cousin as apparently a lot of the drivers on the roads would be drunk as it was Labour Day.  In the morning, after saying my goodbyes, I crawled up a slightly eerie climb as the swirling cloud crept up slowly through the valley, and after reaching the top I fought to hold off the cramp building in my hands as I tried to control my speed as I weaved down through the gorge on the other side.  

On my final day of cycling before stopping here in Iasi, I decided to try to avoid the busy main road that runs from Roman to Iasi by taking a shortcut on more minor roads.  After pausing for a couple of chocolate filled doughnuts for breakfast, I set out on a fairly good tarmac road.  By the time I was feeling increasingly pleased with myself for choosing such a quiet and smooth route, this faded into a dirt road, slightly slower but perfectly passable despite the dogs best efforts to thwart me.  

Whilst I have finally got used to dogs attempting to make me fall off my bike by barking from behind fences  everywhere I go, they have now stepped up their campaign by enlisting the help of the stray dogs that seem to be resident in all towns and villages throughout Romania.  I am regularly chased through the streets of Romania but so far have avoided being bitten or running any of them over.  Normally I can out pace these fearsome canines but if there is a steep hill through a town or village I just have to spin my legs as fast as I can and make my best big scary dog noises!

After charging through another village with more stray dogs barking at my heels, the road turned into a mud track.  Further up the hill, this turned to sticky clay which had been churned up by the comings and goings of the horse and cart.  The result was clogged up wheels which would no longer turn and me shuttling back and forth carrying all my bags and my bike until the sticky clay track turned back just to standard mud.  When I eventually got back onto the main road, the road signs showed that I had saved myself a whole 3km for all my efforts.  At least I still made it to EuroEd before dark.

In order to appear slightly more respectable for teaching, the fluff that had been accumulating on my face over the past few months was scraped away.  I also had a haircut and without my noticing, they managed to shave in a receding hairline!  Can't trust these Romanian hair salons!

I'm so glad I came to Iasi because as well as the teaching experience I have got, I have also been able to spend time with some wonderful people.  It's been so nice to have people to speak regularly to in English and to build some friendships here. It is with some sadness that I prepare for my last night in Iasi before I wipe the dust from my bike, squeeze back into my lycra and get back on the bike. 

And finally...

All my life I have failed miserably in my quest to become more noticeable when viewed sideways, but it seems that over the past couple of weeks I have stumbled across the answer: cycle from Aberdeen to Romania then take a break from almost all physical exertion whilst simultaneously increasing food intake from the already rather large quantities that had been making up my diet whilst cycling.  The result: I managed to put on over a stone of blubber after just one week.  I still come in on the famished side of 10 stone but at least it's progress!
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John Richardson
24/5/2011 08:30:52 am

Hey Chris! It's great to hear about your adventures - thanks for posting your blogs and photos. I'm hoping to visit Busan sometime next year so I hope we'll get the chance to meet up. Good luck with the rest of your journey, and I hope that was your last fake pizzeria!

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Jock and Nancy R
5/6/2011 12:23:52 am

What an impresive journey you are having. We are glad to see that you are doing so well and hope that you continue to make trouble free progress. It is great to see your pictures and to find that Eastern Europe is as beautiful as the rest of the world.

Put us down for the signed copy of the book that you must write.

Best wishes.

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Robert Pall
7/6/2011 04:43:21 pm

Hi Chris, it's me, your Hungarian biker friend from Transylvania. I always have to tell the news about you to my fiancee's family. We remember the day you spent with us like as it was yesterday. Nice job, hope you will soon arrive to Moscow. I always wanted to visit that mega-city. Take care of Vodka drinking, it makes your feet smell :) After Moscow there will be no more dogs like in Romania, there will be bears and wolfs so take care, go on main roads only. Haraso? Dasvidania! (OK? Good bye! -in bad russian)

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Natasha
7/6/2011 09:25:14 pm

Chris, I'm failing to believe you've put on the weight you say you have, evidence please! And some photos of Ukraine!! Lol, thinking you've prob set off by now for Russia, hope it's going well :)

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Dad
11/6/2011 11:17:13 pm

Chris, well done on getting to Russia, I am sure that once you have left Moscow behind you, the adventure will really begin.

Mum says if you didn't take such a wiggly route you would have got there quicker, but I defended you and told her that with about a third of your route completed in four months (including stops) you are on schedule to get to Korea within the year so you still have time to wiggle a bit more if you feel like it.

I have also told Mum not to worry too much about the wolves and bears as I am sure that your big dog noises will be more than enough to scare them off.

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